Hi, and welcome to film club.  As a special treat tonight we have a review of Zoolander 2 written by the comments section beneath a ‘Jeremy Corbyn for PM’ Facebook post.

Zoolander 2

Zoolander 2 is the best film ever because it has Ben Stiller in.  I hadn’t heard of Ben until I saw this film, but he’s the greatest and all the films he’s in are really funny.

Some idiots are saying that Zoolander 2 isn’t a good film and that The Godfather is better, but when I went to see Zoolander 2 the cinema was full…I’ve never even seen a cinema showing that Godfather film, probably because it only appeals to cinema snobs.

People who say Zoolander 2 isn’t good are going to look pretty stupid when it wins the best comedy Oscar.

Ben Stiller is brilliant in everything.  Night at the Museum 2 is rubbish.  Ben wasn’t in Night at the Museum 2.  Night at the Museum 2 was ages ago.  Night at the Museum 2 was really good.  Why do Ben haters keep talking about Night at the Museum 2? It wasn’t as bad as Avatar.

Owen Wilson’s a cunt. You can tell he’s just trying to ruin Ben’s film, because he’d rather be at the RSC playing Hamlet or something posh like that. He’s a traitor to actors.

Everyone I know says that Zoolander 2 is the best film ever, and 2 of them are Jewish.  So much for anti-Semitism.  They even paid to see it!

I used to be a huge Bowie fan, but after he refused to appear in Zoolander 2 I deleted all of his songs that I’d downloaded.

Anybody who didn’t appear in Zoolander 2 shouldn’t be allowed to be in films ever again, simple as!!!

Derek Zoolander is just like Albus Dumbledore and if J K Rowling says he’s not that’s because she can’t see the truth over the piles of money she got from them sell-out Harry Potter films.

I’ve been a fan of Ben ever since he appeared in Daredevil and without that film we wouldn’t have had all the Avengers films.  I bet a lot of people who put Ben down really like Captain America: Civil War, and their hipocrassy sickens me!

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