Sorry, I haven’t really kept this up to date. I’ll be sorting it out soon eventually.
In the meantime, what are you here for?
If it’s The West Wig (West Wing scenes rewritten, with Trump instead of Bartlet) then go here.
If it’s Dickshark (an enormously long review of a truly dreadful film) then right this way, sir
Gender critical writings
Cis the Sexist – My very first thoughts on trans-activism, based on a single definition
Farewell to ma’ams – A lighthearted primer in the gender argument
The unaskable question? – Asking “What if this goes wrong?” is very bad, apparently.
The wrong side of Hxstory – Am I a bad person?
Transubstantiation – The miracle of one thing changing into another
The beauty of bad – Why is the British media so transphobic? well, it turns out that not believing in horoscopes is to blame.
Give me my space – A short play that’s just about parking a motorbike. Nothing else. Just that.
In defence of some guy – If men can become women then why can’t they also become 20 years younger, eh?
The principle of explosion made me the woman I am – A logical look at things.
Tourist in the war zone – My thoughts on attending a Woman’s Place UK meeting
Bikini by-line – On the Jessica Yaniv case
Roll-on, Roelofs – Some guy wrote a really bad blog. Like, really bad.
We can do better – Ranting about my most hated phrase
Battles of the bulge – Why the indefensible is being defended
A tour of NAM – Not all men become not at all men (honest)
Act in the court – A fictional court case, with apologies to Joseph Heller
The PTA meeting – Another step on my journey to becoming the most prolific playwright ever
How not to make it obvious you hate women – A handy instruction guide for those who seem to struggle in this area
Draft includer – Thoughts on how Scotland is defining a woman
Northerner Illuminates – A guide for Philip Pullman, which proved surprisingly popular
Tales for an accelerated culture war – Just about speed limits, honest
How to chase those sweet TRA clicks – How to get your article shared by trans-rights activists
Belief – A short, serious piece on the central mantra of the trans-rights movement
Georgina Orwell writes… – Your guide to Newspeak
Pole opinion – A short, serious, piece of the difficulty of polling on gender issues.
The ocean and the candle – Splash, fssss, darkness
Definitions – When is a car not a car?
The No debating Society – We’re not talking about it
Flying a pilot – My exciting new police show. Coming soon!
Why J K Rowling must die – All is explained
An open letter in the style of the last bunch of yahoos to write an open letter
The Labour (lack of) leadership
Let he who is without sin – The problems with putting someone on a pedestal
A letter to the Corbynthians – An honest attempt to reach out to Corbyn’s supporters
Not right, but factual – More factual than corbynfacts.com or your money back
The modern Frankenstein – Corbyn: a one-man Greek tragedy
Orwell that ends well – We can fix this (yes we can!)
Corbyn a trap – Pest control, as applied to the Labour party
Jesus, Corbyn – JC, crucifixion, etc.
An open letter to the Corbynites – Deep and moving
Orwell that ends Adele – Which North Londoner should be next Labour leader?
That damn referendum
Referendum with a view – There must be a conservatory! The people have spoken!
What’s next? – Nobody knows, but I can have a good old reckon
A simple matter – It’s all perfectly straightforward
Leaves on track – What the future holds if Leave win
The price of freedom – Stop having referendums
24/6 – The day after
Intentionally un-amusing postings
Vested interest – May may out
Irrefutable indyref logic – Scottish choice made complex
Heat Petite – Heat Street? More like ‘Poo Street’! Am I right, eh?
Disinherit the rich – A rant about an old blog you didn’t read.
GOP Fear – I need a new car, so I’m voting Trump…or something.
Welcome to however you vote – Congratulations on picking the right side in the EU referendum
Decision time – Between a cock and a hard-face.
A vote for Trump is a vote for common sense – It is, but is that really what you want?
Deus Ex High Castle – My thoughts on ‘The Man in the High Castle’
Redundant politics – Democracy, not that great, really
More pointless than watching paint dry – Leave the BBFC alone!
I’ve got Corbyn’s number – Electoral maths for the left
The original sin of socialism – My response to one Bruce Anderson claim about socialism
That picture – Drowned migrant children
Mensch vs Corbyn – Louise Mensch’s heart of darkness journey with Jeremy Corbyn
Unintentionally un-amusing postings
How Corbyn are you? – Take this fun quiz to find out
How to stop this getting a round – The menace that is Sharia Shandy Law
Michael Gove’s Diary – My exciting week in politics, by Michael (aged 48¾)
Scottish Number Problems – Innumeracy from the illegitimate
Sub-mission – My Olympic dream
The gold miner’s friend – It’s a whole new level of media
Glen McGarry, glen loss – Bored with the old Scottish Play? This one’s…um…shorter.
Wikipedia from the future presents… – A complete(ish) list of Scottish Referendums
So you STILL want to be a conspiracy theorist? – Need to know how? The BBC has a secret guide!
This will rock you – My incredibly brief birthday interview with The Queen
Boxing baby – What’s in the box, cocks?
Trapped in wealth? – Help is at hand.
Let’s talk about my election – I’m proud to be standing.
Steeler Squeal – Port Talbot…SOMETHING must be done!
Snoopers’ Chatter – Everything you need to know about the “Named Person” policy
The TART-in revulsion – Need to speak ‘Scots’ in a hurry? We have the technology!
Toys Tory – Jeremy Corbyn drops by to review Toy Story 3
Cis the Sexist – It’s a joke about an absurd situation, and I’m crazy for not keeping quiet
So you want to be a conspiracy theorist? – Discover the truth, then say “Fuck it!”
Polling: The truth – Blowing the whole scam wide-open!
The zionist menace – What is the zionist menace and why I should have researched it.
The Big Question – How and why did man first ask, “When is bin day?”
McChristmas Carol – A nationalist (well, sort of) re-telling of the Dickens classic; Part I, Part II, Part III and Part IV. Yes, I got carried away, sorry.
Lessons – Hilary Benn and the important lesson learned this week
Naivety Play – A very special telling of the Christmas story
Why I can’t wear a poppy on my jacket – My contribution to the Great Poppy Think-Piece War ’14-’18 (est)
Kids say the [classified] – Is Mrs May from number 10 spying on the kids’ tree-house?
Start Trek – All that’s wrong with Star Trek explained in one meeting
An open letter to my 13 year old car – Going all Guardian at my car for its many failings
Allah, allah, allah – A guide for British police in Saudi
Indy Ref – One year on – My vivid recollections of Indy Ref day, it’s like being there
Twitter: Know the facts! – The dangers of Twitter adiction
How it should have ended: Blakes 7 – Less sudden death, more far left
Victory Corbyn – My stab at writing a Labour leadership contest victory speech
The Crazy Corbynite’s Problem Page – Man, they have problems
What to do if you disagree with a newspaper – A handy flowchart
How to write a human rights article for the Telegraph – It’s easy!
A retrospective on the 2020 election – Looking back post-2020 (with no 2020 hindsight jokes)
Fucking dentists – Donald Trump remains at large
Andy Burnham’s movie picks – Andy Burnham offers an opinion
The red woes of Labour – The wheels are coming off the Labour wagon
Hard-worrying family man – Pre-budget thoughts
Job or Boj? – The blog post my wife thinks is good
David Cameron on Human Rights – What they are, and why you don’t need them
Everything you need to know about the Queen’s speech – Written without checking Wikipedia
A quick word from almighty God – The creator of humanity on gay rights
Mad Max: A triumph of meninism – Max Max, feminist? Nah.
Cameron’s Britvision – Brexit time?
Meet the new Labour leader – Man, how wrong was I?
A so-called open letter to the Prime Minister – A kipper writes
Balustrade Lanyard postings
What your wife’s Balustrade Lanyard day gift means – You need to know
Balustrade Lanyard, we barely understood thee – An obituary
Miscellaneous
What I did on my summer holidays – My writing skills brings Provence alive
Dickshark IV (son of Dickshark) – Will the horror never end?
Richard-shark III (not Shakespeare!) – Even I think this is a bad idea now
Dickshark II – The terrible review of the terrible film continues
Dickshark, with a splash of Brexit – After terrible news, a terrible film.
Top take, hot gear – New new Top Gear. Ooo, hot-take!
LabourLost – LabourList cowardice criticised, while you wait!
How to construct a Blairite witch-hunt – Need some lefties clearing out? Step this way.
SPANNERED! – The April 1st doxing of Brian Spanner
Spannergate – What it is and why you should laugh at it.
Meta[bs] – I’m giving up smoking and it’s all gone a bit weird.
Cosmonut – An open letter to Simon Jenkins about space.
It’s time to vote Conservative – Is it?
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